Thursday, 4 September 2008

'Anonymous' comments (Ali-Jazeera FC 3/9/08)

Thanks to Mr A'd'onymous for another superb alternate view match report:

"After a short holiday? where I have been seaching the criminal justice system in Scotland for new and exciting players I return to view the same old stuff from the mollies. Leads been frittered away by lapses of concentration and general loss of defensive attitudes when facing the dead ball situations.Thats the criticism over, remarkably you all played well and showed a promise for the future.You have learned that if you come go forward out of defence YOU must come back to defend. A lesson not to be forgot, though Robbie was left bae arsed at the back a few times and had little answer for the black Ronaldo who was very good.I hate to pick on players worthy of mention (he he).Robbie looked rusty after his long lay off on childcare duties sessions in the gym and sauna may increase his fitness and sex life.Alan made good runs forward and his challenges were worthy of DJ at his best. Steve scored possible the best goal of the match and Leo made good runs forward even if he was over protecting his sore toe in the tackles he made. Gareth showed glimpses of his former self, but it would seem he has sacrificed his fitness for work and sex.Matt was his normal self fumbling with the ball but still making the brave saves we have come to accept as normal.Adam was his steadfast in defence what he lacks in footballing skills is made up by his blocking movements. I was glad to see our fan base has increased by 100% which bodes well for our future dealing in the transfer markets.A mention for Nathan a sad loss giving up cigs. has proved more difficult than even I could have predicted and his injury couldn't of helped either I wish him well and looked forward to his return from the Priory match fit and healthy.Beaten 9-8 was a good result the opposition were a good team after they cleaned up their act after a few encouraging words from yours truly,sin bin him ref. he touched our Gareth And a gentle reminder at half time, your just a bairn(baby) I could eat you , when he requested I play the second half.However we did shake hands after the match."

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