Date: 29/8/07 Time: 19:45
Line-up: 1.Matt (c) 2.Nobby 4.Steve 5.Leo 9.Gareth 10.Nathan 11.Adam
(n.b. probably offensive to someone)
ODE TO THE FEMALE REFEREE
The evening began like almost all
A team without a worthy ball
As Leo pushed hard to make inflate
The ball Nobby held in limp-like state
On the pitch things looked better
As one’s gusset got moist and wetter
For there a female ref with ass so pert
Running with a middle third leg sure can hurt
With hair so blonde and head of air
You couldn’t help but leer and stare
Shame she couldn’t ref for shit
A distraction with her perky tits
With shoulder charges and tackles wild
Unpunished like a spoilt brat child
The Mollys merely huffed and puffed
Playing like their legs were cuffed
So the ref couldn’t make a choice
Barely raised her plaintive voice
As decisions arbitrary got made
And our hopes of victory fade
Athletically she ran across the pitch
And we imagined she wore not a stitch
Sex appeal she did not lack
That beautiful babe in the black
Our team tactics just could not cope
As full-time losers off pitch we slope
But to a gorgeous honey we had to thank
Visual treat for that consolation wank
Final Score: 6-9
Goal scorers: Leo 1, Nobby 1, Gareth 2, Nathan 2
Match Ratings: Matt 5, Nobby 5, Steve 5, Leo 5, Gareth 5, Nathan 5, Adam 5
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